Upcoming Shows

Here’s where you can laugh at me in person!

Booking: JaredSternComedy@gmail.com

2025

12/21: DC Improv Lounge (Washington, DC)

2026

1/16: Stan & Joe’s Saloon (Annapolis, MD) Headlining!

1/23 & 24: Snowshoe Comedy Cellar (Snowshoe, WV) Headlining!

3/21: Great Falls Comedy Club (Auburn, ME) Headlining!

3/28: Church of Satire (Hanover, PA) Headlining!

4/19: Cellar Door (Frederick, MD) Headlining!

Past Shows:

2025

1/5: Cellar Door (Frederick, MD) Headlining!

1/10: Astro Beer Hall (Washington, DC)

2/15: El Rey (Arlington, VA) Headlining!

2/21: Dickens Parlour Theatre (Ocean View, DE) Headlining!

2/22: Dream Big Performing Arts Center (Delmar, DE) Headlining!

2/27 – 3/2: The Comedy Club @ Duckworth’s (Charlotte, NC)

3/8: The Heist (Bowling Green, VA)

3/10: Eavesdrop Brewery (Manassas, VA) Headlining!

3/21: Bungalow Lakehouse (Sterling, VA) Headlining!

3/28: Running Hare Vineyard (Prince Frederick, MD) SOLD OUT!

3/30: Cult Classic Brewing (Stevensville, MD)

4/1: Private Event (Columbia, MD)

4/4: AwesomeCon (Washington, DC) w/Geek Comedy Tour!

5/1: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

5/8: Tally Ho Theater (Leesburg, VA) Two Shows!

5/10: Ottobar (Baltimore, MD) Headlining!

5/17: Maryland Hall (Annapolis, MD) w/Howie Mandel!

6/20: Sky Stage (Frederick, MD)

6/26: Private Shows (Arlington, VA)

7/9: Comedy Kumite XL @ DC Improv (Washington, DC)

7/11: DC Capitol Square (Washington, DC) Headlining!

7/18: Park Books (Severna Park, MD) Headlining!

7/19: Saretto’s Speakeasy (Martinsburg, WV)

8/8 & 9: Dickens Parlour Theatre (Ocean View, DE) Headlining!

8/16: Highline RxR (Arlington, VA)

8/22 & 23: Give A Hoot (Gaithersburg, MD) Headlining!

8/30: The Flock (Baltimore, MD)

9/6: Cushwa Taproom (Columbia, MD)

9/12: North Carolina Comedy Festival (Greensboro, NC)

9/14: North Carolina Comedy Festival (Greensboro, NC)

9/18: Thursday Night Laughs (Washington, DC)

9/27: Goats To Go (Georgetown, MA) Headlining!

10/17 & 18: The Comedy Zone (Harrisburg, PA)

10/24: Aslin Beer Co. (Herndon, VA)

11/7: Comedy In The Back Room (Fredericksburg, VA)

11/22: The Idiot Box (Greensboro, NC) Headlining!

12/4: Krackpots (Massillon, OH)

12/5 & 6: The Comedy Attic (Bloomington, IN) w/Emo Philips!

12/11-13: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA) w/Kevin Nealon!

2024

1/12: Craftworx Taproom (Gainesville, VA)

1/13: Harper’s Ferry Brewing (Purcellville, VA)

1/18: Oversea Distillery (Columbia, MD) Headlining!

1/19: Don’t Tell Comedy (Washington, DC)

2/10: Grounds Bistro (Stafford, VA)

2/18: Cellar Door (Frederick, MD) Headlining!

3/8: Wico Street Beer Co. (Baltimore, MD) Headlining!

3/10: Comedy Loft (Washington, DC)

3/16: Highline R x R (Arlington, VA)

4/5 & 6: Give A Hoot (Gaithersburg, MD)

4/12: Ottobar (Baltimore, MD)

4/19 & 20: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

5/18: Silhouette Stages Cabaret Night (Columbia, MD)

5/19: Private Event (Washington, DC)

5/24 & 25: Church of Satire (Hanover, PA) Headlining!

5/29: Private Event (Washington, DC)

6/7: Don’t Tell Comedy (Washington, DC)

6/26: Rams Head On Stage (Annapolis, MD)

7/5-7: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

7/13: The Idiot Box (Greensboro, NC) Headlining!

7/27: Comedy Kumite XL 2024 @ DC Improv (Washington, DC)

8/3: Encore Comedy (Washington, DC) Headlining!

8/8: Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino (Cumberland, MD)

8/9 & 10: Comedy Loft (Washington, DC)

8/23: Sky Stage (Frederick, MD)

9/7: Rock Bottom (Bethesda, MD)

9/14: Stoltz Listening Room (Easton, MD) Headlining! Two Shows!

9/20 – 22: North Carolina Comedy Festival (Greensboro, NC)

9/28: Craftworx Taproom (Gainesville, VA)

10/4 & 5: The Comedy Zone (Harrisburg, PA)

10/10: Shepherdstown Opera House (Shepherdstown, WV)

10/11: Old Ox Brewery (Ashburn, VA)

11/13: Lincoln’s Cottage (Washington, DC)

11/16: Dave & Buster’s (Hanover, MD)

12/7: Riverboat On The Potomac (Colonial Beach, VA)

12/13 & 14: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

2023

1/25: Trusty’s (Hill East, DC)

1/27: Private Event

2/11: Callback Comedy (Ruther Glen, VA)

2/17: The Lou Room @ Zissimo’s (Baltimore, MD)

2/23: Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino (Cumberland, MD)

2/24: Tally Ho Theater (Leesburg, VA)

3/3 & 4: Give A Hoot (Gaithersburg, MD)

3/10 & 11: The Park (Richmond, VA)

3/24: LIVE ON BROADWAY* DIGITAL RELEASE!

4/2: The Cellar Door (Frederick, MD)

4/30: Give A Hoot (Gaithersburg, MD)

5/5: Private Event (Clifton, VA)

5/19: LOL Annapolis (Annapolis, MD)

5/25: McGinty’s Public House (Silver Spring, MD)

5/27: Rock Bottom (Bethesda, MD)

6/2: Strangeways Brewing (Fredericksburg, VA)

6/9: DC Improv Lounge (Washington, DC)

6/10: Ottobar (Baltimore, MD)

6/17: Awesome Con (Washington, DC)

7/19: Brew Republic Bierworks (Woodbridge, VA)

7/20 – 22: Comedy Loft (Washington, DC)

7/29: COMEDY KUMITE XL (Washington, DC)

8/4 & 5: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

9/5: Public Bar Live (Washington, DC)

9/9: Queen City Comedy Experience (Charlotte, NC)

9/9: North Carolina Comedy Festival (Greensboro, NC)

9/10: North Carolina Comedy Festival (Greensboro, NC)

9/16: Highline RxR (Arlington, VA)

9/17: The Cellar Door (Frederick, MD)

10/20: Checkerspot Brewing Co. (Baltimore, MD)

10/21: Dave & Buster’s (Hanover, MD)

10/25: Don’t Tell Comedy (Washington, DC)

10/27 & 28: Give A Hoot (Gaithersburg, MD)

11/14: Lincoln’s Cottage (Washington, DC)

11/24: Salisbury Center (Manassas, VA)

11/25: Workhouse Arts Center (Lorton, VA)

11/29: The Listening Booth (Rehoboth Beach, DE)

12/1: Howard Theatre (Washington, DC)

12/2: Riverboat On The Potomac (Colonial Beach, VA)

12/16: Ram’s Head On Stage (Annapolis, MD)

12/30: Old Ox Brewery (Ashburn, VA)

2022

2/4 & 5: DC Improv Lounge (Washington, DC)

2/25: Tally Ho Theater (Leesburg, VA)

3/4 & 5: The Comedy Zone (Harrisburg, PA)

3/16: DC Improv

3/18 & 19: The Comedy Loft (Washington, DC)

3/25: Performing Arts Luray (Luray, VA)

3/26: Grounds Bistro (Stafford, VA)

3/30: Super Spectacular Comedy Show For Ukranian Relief (Washington, DC)

4/2: Riverboat On The Potomac (Colonial Beach, VA)

6/4: Awesome Con w/Geek Comedy Tour (Washington, DC)

6/24: Comedy in the Courtyard (Ellicott City, MD) Headlining!

6/25: Rock Bottom (Bethesda, MD)

7/1 & 2: Church of Satire (Hanover, PA) Headlining!

7/17: The Cellar Door (Frederick, MD)

7/21: Lone Oak Farm Brewing Co. (Olney, MD)

7/22: DC Brau (Washington, DC)

7/23: Old Ox Brewery (Ashburn, VA)

8/4 – 6: Arlington Drafthouse (Arlington, VA)

12/2 & 3: Give A Hoot Comedy Club (Rockville, MD)

12/5: Busboys & Poets (Columbia, MD)

12/16: Appell Center for the Performing Arts (York, PA)

12/18: DC Improv (Washington, DC)

2021

1/16: Java Nation (Rockville, MD)

1/29: Tally Ho Theater (Leesburg, VA)

4/24: The Recher Theater (Towson, MD)

6/19: Saigon Outcast (Ashburn, VA)

8/6 & 7: Church of Satire (Hanover, PA)

8/13 & 14: The Comedy Zone (Harrisburg, PA)

8/20 & 21: AwesomeCon w/Geek Comedy Tour (Washington, DC)

9/10: Twinpanzee Brewing Co. (Sterling, VA)

9/18: Synetic Theater (Arlington, VA)

10/2: Rock Bottom (Bethesda, MD)

11/14: The Cellar Door (Frederick, MD)

11/17: BrewHaHa @ Periodic Table (Columbia, MD)

12/16 -18: Arlington Drafthouse w/ISMO (Arlington, VA)

2020

3/20 & 21: The Comedy Zone (Harrisburg, PA) CANCELED!

3/27 & 28: The Funny Farm (Youngstown, OH) CANCELED!

4/11: Roadie Joe’s (Salisbury, MD) Headlining! CANCELED!

4/17: Cape Henlopen Elks Lodge (Lewes, DE) CANCELED!

5/8: Comedy For The Curaga (FB LIVE)

5/23: Comedy Kumite Online II (DC IMPROV ZOOM)

6/17: Make-Up Party Online: Travel (DC IMPROV ZOOM)

6/26 – 28: The Comedy Loft (Washington, DC) CANCELED!

7/10 & 11: Church of Satire (Hanover, PA) Headlining! TO BE RESCHEDULED!

7/31: Gen Con Online w/Geek Comedy Tour (FB LIVE)

9/11: Lobsters & Laughs 2 (Reisterstown, MD) OUTDOOR SHOW! Headlining!

9/20: The Cellar Door (Frederick, MD)

10/14: BrewHaHa @ The Periodic Table (Columbia, MD)

10/15: Java Nation (Rockville, MD)

11/20: Comedy in the Courtyard (Ellicott City, MD)