It’s been in the works for a while, but I can now announce that I’ve got a new album coming to digital and… vinyl!
You can pre-order the album on iTunes starting March 17th and it comes out on March 24th, my half birthday. It’ll arrive on vinyl around mid April. It’s dedicated to my Dad, who we lost in September, and all proceeds will go to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network. Can’t wait for you to give me a spin.
The results of the Washington City Paper’s Best of DC Reader’s Poll are in! The people have spoken, and they realized how insufferable I’d be if I won Best Comedian. In an effort to reign in my ego, I came in 2nd! Thanks to everyone who voted. There were several heavyweights of the DC scene that also got votes and it’s an honor to be included on this list.
Back in 2013, I was lucky enough to win Best Comedian in the Washington City Paper #BestOfDC poll. I was runner-up in 2014. Then they got rid of the category. 8 years later, it’s finally back on the ballot and my ego HUNGERS. Click here to feed it.
Finally, Jared Stern AND Jared Stern on the same stage! Twice!
Check out your favorite Jareds Stern from your favorite podcast on June 24th as part of the Ellicott Silly Comedy Festival and June 25th at Rock Bottom in Bethesda!
Have you checked out the hottest podcast by two comedians named Jared Stern? We kicked it off in January of 2021 as an exploration of a budding friendship of a pair of comedians who share so much more than just a name. It’s a buddy comedy that you should be putting in your ears on a weekly basis. We’re 40ish episodes in (as of 11/23/21), so give us a binge and get in on the ground floor of this fun trip.
Not sure how it happened, but the Washington City Paper Best Of DC 2020 winners were announced, and I somehow got 2nd Place for Best Performance Artist. In a year when nobody can perform, THAT’S WHEN I SHINE.
Ever since they eliminated my previous winning-ish categories of Best Comedian and Best Twitter Personality, I was never quite sure about trying to take a stab at Best Performance Artist, because good lord does that sound pretentious, but here we are. I wouldn’t dare call my performances “art.” A very still life, maybe.
So, thank you to anyone that had a hand in this. I am undeserving, but my ego always enjoys sipping accolade. Shout out to my fellow runner-up, Christylez Bacon, and the winner, Killa Cal.
On Saturday, May 23rd, you can watch me continue my horrendous record in comedy death fighting against some of the funniest comics in the city. What will happen when EVERYONE has home field advantage?? Find out when Comedy Kumite Online II EXPLODES onto your screen!
I’m back headlining one of my favorite rooms this Sunday. The Cellar Door in Frederick, MD. That room is a buffet for my ego. Come watch me gorge.
Had a great time working with the Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley at the DC Improv last night. Enjoy these pictures of me in my spangly glory.
On September 5th, myself and Robert Mac will transcend the audio comedy realm to record half-hour comedy specials for a soon-to-be-launched video streaming network! You can be there too! Click the pic for tick…ets.
JARED STERN'S ONLINE COMEDY CUBICLE 