JARED STERN'S ONLINE COMEDY CUBICLE

 

Not sure how it happened, but the Washington City Paper Best Of DC 2020 winners were announced, and I somehow got 2nd Place for Best Performance Artist. In a year when nobody can perform, THAT’S WHEN I SHINE.

Ever since they eliminated my previous winning-ish categories of Best Comedian and Best Twitter Personality, I was never quite sure about trying to take a stab at Best Performance Artist, because good lord does that sound pretentious, but here we are. I wouldn’t dare call my performances “art.” A very still life, maybe.

So, thank you to anyone that had a hand in this. I am undeserving, but my ego always enjoys sipping accolade. Shout out to my fellow runner-up, Christylez Bacon, and the winner, Killa Cal.

On Saturday, May 23rd, you can watch me continue my horrendous record in comedy death fighting against some of the funniest comics in the city. What will happen when EVERYONE has home field advantage?? Find out when Comedy Kumite Online II EXPLODES onto your screen!

Had a great time working with the Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley at the DC Improv last night. Enjoy these pictures of me in my spangly glory.

It’s here! The double album with Robert Mac is now available to consume digitally. We didn’t pick the name… or want it to be a double album, but that just means you get twice the comedy for the money!

iTunes

Amazon

Spotify

Stuff me in your ear holes.

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