Not sure how it happened, but the Washington City Paper Best Of DC 2020 winners were announced, and I somehow got 2nd Place for Best Performance Artist. In a year when nobody can perform, THAT’S WHEN I SHINE.
Ever since they eliminated my previous winning-ish categories of Best Comedian and Best Twitter Personality, I was never quite sure about trying to take a stab at Best Performance Artist, because good lord does that sound pretentious, but here we are. I wouldn’t dare call my performances “art.” A very still life, maybe.
So, thank you to anyone that had a hand in this. I am undeserving, but my ego always enjoys sipping accolade. Shout out to my fellow runner-up, Christylez Bacon, and the winner, Killa Cal.
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