Thanks to everyone who voted in the Washington City Paper Best Of DC 2026 Reader’s Poll. My ego can sleep peacefully for another couple weeks. This prize will earn a place of honor on my fridge. You guys also made your voices heard in the Best Local Podcast category, giving the crown to Between Two Sterns for the second year in a row.
That’s four in a row, so let’s all just agree that’s enough. There are SO MANY OTHER more deserving comics for this. I’d be happy to make a Top 25 list in this town.
I only hope you put your money where your votes are and check me out at a venue near you so I can properly express how humble I am about these things.
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