Big Shows at The Stoltz

I’m stoked to be returning to The Stoltz Listening Room in the Avalon Theater on September 14th! I’ll be headlining two shows and I’m bringing my funny friends Jim Meyer and Ryan Finch with me. You don’t want to miss this good time. Avoid the crippling FOMO by clicking here for tix: 7:00pm or 9:30pm.

Back To Back

I’m happy to announce that I’m now a three time and back to back winner of Best Comedian in the Washington City Paper’s Best of DC Reader’s Poll. That and five dollars will get me a value meal. Seriously, thank you to everyone who voted. It was an honor just to nominate myself. This kind of thing is a double-edged sword because, while my ego thirsts for this particular flavor of accolade, now I have to live up to your lofty expectations. Check me out at one of my upcoming shows and watch me try!

NEW ALBUM OUT NOW!

The time has finally arrived! Jared Stern: Live On Broadway* is NOW AVAILABLE to stream on your favorite digital platform! It’s 45 minutes of my signature silliness, with new and expanded material, in front of a fun crowd at the Church of Satire in Hanover, PA. I hope you enjoy it and tell your friends that they should enjoy it too. All proceeds from this album are being donated to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network, so you can feel that extra bit of good as well.

NEW ALBUM COMING SOON

It’s been in the works for a while, but I can now announce that I’ve got a new album coming to digital and… vinyl!

You can pre-order the album on iTunes starting March 17th and it comes out on March 24th, my half birthday. It’ll arrive on vinyl around mid April. It’s dedicated to my Dad, who we lost in September, and all proceeds will go to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network. Can’t wait for you to give me a spin.

Nestle Your Ears Between Two Sterns!

Have you checked out the hottest podcast by two comedians named Jared Stern? We kicked it off in January of 2021 as an exploration of a budding friendship of a pair of comedians who share so much more than just a name. It’s a buddy comedy that you should be putting in your ears on a weekly basis. We’re 40ish episodes in (as of 11/23/21), so give us a binge and get in on the ground floor of this fun trip.