It’s that time again, where I walk the tightrope of self-delusion and self-deprecation to beseech you to validate my ridiculous city-wide antics. This year, we’re going for three in a row. Hey, nothing much matters anymore, so why not take part in an election that might bring one particular person a fleeting moment of joy. So, if you would, Vote for Jared Stern as Best Comedian in DC. I’ll be firm, but fair.
A couple years ago, I had a realization that Haiku and Yo Mama jokes both start with five syllables. That idea percolated in my head and I wrote a couple of these ridiculous mash-ups out… and then things started to snowball, and then I brought my super talented buddy John Irons onto the project. Between the two of us, we cranked out one hundred Yo Mama Haiku for your enjoyment… and hopefully the enjoyment of a couple million other people. The tone is clever and silly, perfect for all ages, and a great gift for yo mama. It’ll be available soon, so stay tuned. For now, here’s a taste:
For those of you within shouting distance of the First State, I’ve got a double shot of diversion coming up. I’m headlining two shows in Delaware on Feb. 21st & 22nd! On the 21st I’ll be at the Dickens Parlour Theater in Ocean View. And on the 22nd I’ll be at Dream Big Performing Arts Center in Delmar. Pick one and let’s have some fun.
The landscape for digital voids to shout into has gotten a little brighter recently with the emergence of Bluesky. Are you on this new less hellish site? Because I am and I thrive on the attention of others. Please to FOLLOW ME and some of my funny cohorts and let’s see how loud this new echo chamber gets.
I’m stoked to be returning to The Stoltz Listening Room in the Avalon Theater on September 14th! I’ll be headlining two shows and I’m bringing my funny friends Jim Meyer and Ryan Finch with me. You don’t want to miss this good time. Avoid the crippling FOMO by clicking here for tix: 7:00pm or 9:30pm.
I’m happy to announce that I’m now a three time and back to back winner of Best Comedian in the Washington City Paper’s Best of DC Reader’s Poll. That and five dollars will get me a value meal. Seriously, thank you to everyone who voted. It was an honor just to nominate myself. This kind of thing is a double-edged sword because, while my ego thirsts for this particular flavor of accolade, now I have to live up to your lofty expectations. Check me out at one of my upcoming shows and watch me try!
The Mild Amusement Express is heading down the tobacco road! On July 13th, I’ll be HEADLINING the fabulous Idiot Box in Greensboro, NC. Then, in September, I’ll be joining a cavalcade of hilarious comics at the North Carolina Comedy Festival. If you’re in the greater Greensboro area or know someone who is: SPREAD THE WORD like butter on a biscuit.
The time has finally arrived! Jared Stern: Live On Broadway* is NOW AVAILABLE to stream on your favorite digital platform! It’s 45 minutes of my signature silliness, with new and expanded material, in front of a fun crowd at the Church of Satire in Hanover, PA. I hope you enjoy it and tell your friends that they should enjoy it too. All proceeds from this album are being donated to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network, so you can feel that extra bit of good as well.
It’s been in the works for a while, but I can now announce that I’ve got a new album coming to digital and… vinyl!
You can pre-order the album on iTunes starting March 17th and it comes out on March 24th, my half birthday. It’ll arrive on vinyl around mid April. It’s dedicated to my Dad, who we lost in September, and all proceeds will go to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network. Can’t wait for you to give me a spin.
The results of the Washington City Paper’s Best of DC Reader’s Poll are in! The people have spoken, and they realized how insufferable I’d be if I won Best Comedian. In an effort to reign in my ego, I came in 2nd! Thanks to everyone who voted. There were several heavyweights of the DC scene that also got votes and it’s an honor to be included on this list.
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